Everyone and their mama has made a “Shit _____ Says” video. I’m pretty sure the only variation that hasn’t been conceived and filmed is “Shit Mute Czechoslovakian Prostitutes Say To Deaf Elton John Groupies.” That said, there have been some pretty funny and accurate spin-offs. One such rendition is, “Shit A’s Fans Say.” It’s a self-deprecating exploration of the frustration inherent in cheering for the shoestring budget A’s and whatever gang of prospects they cobble together each year. It’s accompanied by “Shit A’s Fans Don’t Say,” and we’ve included “Shit Oakland Says” as well. Enjoy and add whatever “shit” you think should be added to these dialogues in the comment section.